Blowjobs. Every man fantasizes about getting them, and nearly every woman is more than willing to pleasure their partner when the need arises. It’s become such a popular sexual favor that it could very well rank behind penetration and actual sex.

But what happens when your girl isn’t up to giving you head, and you already have a raging hard-on? Enter blowjob machines, which are the next best thing to your trusty left (or right) hand. These sex toys are designed to simulate the deliciousness of getting oral pleasure anytime, anywhere, and even when your girlfriend or partner isn’t at home.

Blowjob machines are such sophisticated devices nowadays that they deliver realistic blowjobs without the hangups associated with the act. That means there’s no chance of getting teeth (ouch!), no risk of injury for her and you can now experience that ‘deep throat’ technique you’ve always wanted to try.

If all of these things sound attractive to you, then the next step is to find the right blowjob machine. In this article, we’ll lay out the four best blowjob machines (and three more!) so you can shop for a product that’s worth your time and money.

 

The Four Best Blowjob Machines Money Can Buy

Finn - Best Blowjob Machine & Automatic Blowjob Simulator

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Finn is the best bj toy you’ll ever experience, period. The sensation is second to none, and it’s programmable to perform a wide variety of cock worship, from deep-throating to wet and sloppy blowjobs, among others.

What blew my mind was the product’s superior portability- it’s not much bigger than your average pocket pussy or male stroker, which means you have the option of taking it with you wherever you go. This opens up exciting realms of possibilities- imagine getting a realistic blowjob in your car, or as a well-deserved break from a long-distance business trip across the globe. It’s discreet enough to be hidden in plain sight as it looks like a massager or dispenser, but for those who want to be sure, the 9-inch male stroker can be stored in a cloth or drawstring bag for later use.

Now, let’s get to the heart of this superb male masturbator- its suction and vibration mechanism. Using only three buttons (which are conveniently located at the top part), you can simulate your favorite porn video to show how they pleasure their partners. Finn’s suction goes two ways, e.g., suck and spit, as well as five patterns you can choose to vary the action. And if that’s not enough, you can activate the vibration feature in 12 different ways to add another dimension to your play. There’s also the MVP, a one-button boost that literally gives you a sensual ‘explosion’ and makes you feel so good you’d cum immediately.

A good blowjob machine is only as good as its sleeve, which Finn doesn’t disappoint. Numerous bumps inside the sleeve make for excellent contact with your manhood, and couple that with a powerful vacuum and you’ll be well on your way to a heavenly orgasm. The liner is super soft and feels like a real mouth, and if you slather on some lube you can take Finn for a wet and wild blowjob ride.

As far as charging is concerned, everything is handled by a port that can be plugged in via USB. A full charge can provide up to two hours of cock-sucking pleasure. Cleanup is just a matter of taking out the sleeve, rinsing it with water, and putting it back when dry.

Pros

  • Provides a very realistic blowjob experience
  • Two hours’ worth of play on a single full charge via USB
  • TPE sleeve is very easy to clean and maintain 

Cons

  • Your partner might get jealous if you spend too much time with Finn

 

Niko - Automatic Rotating & Thrusting Male Masturbator

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Niko is quite amazing in its own right, bringing a slew of features that have never been added before. Depending on the settings, you can make it do a handjob, a blowjob, or a woman going up and down your manhood.

At first glance, Niko looks like an empty perfume bottle, with a classy black-and-gold design and a clear chamber that shows its innards. The sex toy can actually pass for an ordinary bedroom or household item if need be, so you won’t necessarily have to hide it whenever there’s a guest in your home.

Our advice when using Niko for the first time is to take it slow, or else you’ll come in less than ten seconds. The male masturbator will thrust, rotate and suck the juice out of you if you’re not prepared, and all those sensations will definitely overwhelm you. Read the manual, know what each button does and you’ll be able to tame Niko. Attain mastery over this sex toy and you’ll be well-rewarded immensely on every play session.

Niko has not just one, but two sucking modes at the lip of the sleeve and the rotating cylinder. Your shaft and tip get the business in default mode. Press the appropriate button, and the dotted pleasure tube inside begins to rotate, simulating circling licks or even thrusting motions as you’d get from a woman-on-top position, for instance. You can mix and match, or change the settings according to the play you want, e.g., a straight-up blowjob with sucking and up-and-down motions, or maybe a masterful handjob with rotating ‘hands’, among others.

The orifice is made from soft yet firm material that feels like a pair of lips, while the inside is a textured sleeve with numerous ‘pleasure dots’. Just so you know, you can choose between two suction modes, as well as seven different thrusting and rotating patterns with this baby.

Niko doesn’t use AA or triple A batteries as it has a rechargeable battery inside. Just plug it in and you can enjoy self-pleasure for up to an hour and a half.

Pros

  • Impressive blowjob machine with 12 inches of length
  • Automatic masturbator with plenty of settings to simulate different scenarios
  • The thrusting mechanism is a must-try

Cons

  • Cleanup and dismantling are a bit more complicated

 

     

    Hayden - Automatic Rotating & Thrusting Male Masturbator

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    Visual-wise, we really like Hayden’s pleasant aesthetics and design. The aqua blue and gold highlights make it an ultra-attractive sex toy, and if you’re somehow caught with it they will probably remark on how beautiful it is. This gives you more time to come up with an excuse or hide it under your bed.

    That aside, you get a foot-long (12 inches) play toy designed to give you a heavenly head whenever you’re feeling horny. The positioning of the opening and the inner mechanism is designed to emulate a blowjob and active tongue pleasure, and it works really well in this regard. Plus, the fact that it can rotate or thrust opens up several more possibilities, such as when you’re fantasizing about your partner doing extra things while having your cock in her mouth. You can even go crazy and press buttons randomly to get wild (yes, it’s a thing), but don’t forget to apply some lube as you’d be going on an unpredictable ride.

    With a quick read of the manual though, you can tame Hayden and turn it into an obedient sex partner. There’s a grand total of seven thrusting and rotating modes, and the realistic orifice all but turns the experience into a lifelike blowjob. The sleeve has those extra pleasure nubs and is anatomically correct, which is something you won’t see in other blowjob machines.

    Hayden is designed to wrap your shaft in realistic wet skin and never let go until you’ve come all over. This alone makes the auto male masturbator a worthy buy, but then you’re presented with all these extra options for stroking and rotating. Do it right and you can go a long way toward having a sensational blowjob that doesn’t repeat itself every time.

    Hayden may be a little too bold to display in plain sight, but the benefits this blowjob machine provides are second to none. Take care of it and you’ll get served the blowjob of your life, with materials that stand up to rough play and repeated use. Oh, and did we mention that a single full charge offers up to an hour and a half of superb playtime?

    Pros

    • The smooth blowjob mechanism adds to the pleasure
    • Aesthetically pleasing, design-wise
    • Very durable and can withstand frequent use

    Cons

    • Color tends to draw the eye of guests, friends, and strangers

     

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    Albus - Automatic Male Masturbator Air Bag Penis Massager

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    Albus is a sleek, modern-looking penis massager designed to provide superb self-pleasure. It looks like any other branded humidifier, with an upright shape and shiny aesthetics, but then you’d enter a world of sexual gratification the moment you penetrate this sex toy.

    The technology inside Albus is an ‘air bag peristaltic cup’, which means that it holds your cock in place to simulate the feeling of a tight vagina or blowjob. You get three airbag suction modes, seven collision modes and suction peristalsis modes so you can tinker and find out the best setting. After a minute or two, you’ll get that perfect setting, to which you can proceed to climax and ejaculate.

    After use, you can remove the air bag and clean the internal silicone skin with minimal effort. Albus uses USB-C for charging for portability and convenience- bring it along and you can get an hour’s worth of blowjob whenever you want.

    Pros

    • Sleek and modern, can fool anyone into thinking that it’s not a blowjob machine
    • USB-C charging, works with a power bank
    • Medical-grade silicone feels like real skin

    Cons

    • Learning how to use the masturbator can take a while

     

    Dayo - Autoblowjob Clamping Penis Massager

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    Dayo is an imposing yet impressive machine that can literally get the (blow)job done. Although the name isn’t the most attractive one in the market, you’d be surprised at how much you can get out of this penis massager.

    At its core, Dayo is advertised as a hands-free masturbator, or an automatic male stroker as you will. Smart engineering gives way to a sex toy that mimics a real hand job, with a clamping technology that simulates a person’s hands wrapping itself around your manhood. Then, as you enjoy the experience the device does a ‘squeezing simulation’ up and down, coupled with thermal heating of up to 45 degrees.

    The textured sleeve and smooth silicone material feels good on your cock, and you can leave the stroker in place and just lie back, relax and cum to completion. A single full charge via USB can provide up to an hour of playtime.

    Pros

    • Has a warming feature to simulate a real hand or mouth
    • Easy clean-up and maintenance
    • Offers a variety of handjob and blowjob motions

    Cons

    • Lube is a requirement

     

    Lex - Automatic Blowjob Male Masturbation Cup

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    Last but not least there’s Lex, an auto blowjob machine with nothing to hide. It’s big and imposing on the outside, but inside you’ll find the sleeve to be one of the softest and most pleasurable.

    A hefty 7.5-inch tunnel takes care of most cock sizes, while an easy-grip exterior lets you hold Lex in place as you ejaculate. Speaking of which, the blowjob-like sucking mechanism and textured interior never fails to satisfy, and with the right amount of lube the experience is hard to beat.

    It’s worth noting that Lex also provides vibrations for extra thrills, and there’s five levels of sucking intensity to cater to your blowjob fantasies. You can raise or lower the settings throughout the course of a session, and maybe even activate the vibration to make it feel like your partner is gagging or moaning.

    Pros

    • Can accommodate large sizes
    • 5 sucking and 7 vibration patterns
    • USB rechargeable for convenience

    Cons

    • Not the most discreet blowjob machine around

    Best Blowjob Machines FAQs

    What is a blowjob machine?

    A blowjob machine is any device that can simulate a person giving head. It goes by several names, including ‘robot blowjob’, ‘automatic male masturbator’ and ‘oral sex machine’ among others. Nowadays, there are plenty of male strokers you can find on the world wide web, with each having its own unique features.

    How does a blowjob machine work?

    The best blowjob machines are intuitive and feel like you’re getting head from a real woman. If you’d close your eyes you’ll swear that there’s someone sitting or bending over your cock and giving you the best oral sex of your life!

    An automatic masturbator will have several mechanisms, such as sucking and thrusting for that extra oomph. Simply speaking though, all you have to do is insert your cock and let the device do its job.

    Is it the same as a pocket pussy or fleshlight?

    In concept, a blowjob machine is the same as a traditional pocket pussy. Put on some lube, relax and go to town. However, with an automatic stroker the motion is done for you, as opposed to having to move the fleshlight back and forth.

    Does a blow job toy need lubricant?

    To answer the question, yes, you will need to use a lubricant as part of using a blowjob machine. Otherwise, you run the risk of getting injured and experiencing friction burn, which will be a major bummer to your sex life. That said, it’s better to be safe than sorry, so lube up!

    How to clean your blowjob machine?

    The correct way to clean your male masturbator is to follow the guide as instructed by the manufacturer. Generally speaking, you should remove the soft sleeve inside the device and wash it with gentle soap and warm water. Dry the sleeve thoroughly and use only a soft cloth or tissue to do so.

    How to hide your male masturbator?

    You should keep your sex toy in a cool and dry place, free from moisture and humidity. You can put it in the box or cloth it came with to hide it in plain sight. On a fun note, you can try to fool your friends or partner and display your automatic stroker in plain sight, then tell them that it’s a smart speaker, humidifier or a collectible toy.

    What does a blowjob machine feel like?

    The best blowjob machines, such as our recommendations listed above, are designed to feel like the real thing. If you’d close your eyes you’d swear that your partner is down on her knees, bobbing her head up and down in rhythm and giving you a smooth ride. Depending on what you bought, you can also have the device do deep-throating, vibrate or twist around your cock for extra pleasure.

    Is a blowjob machine safe?

    A blowjob machine should be safe to use as long as you follow the instructions. Remember to read the guide book or manual first to know which button does what, and if it’s okay to use in the bathroom or shower, for example.

    Before inserting your penis, you should check and see if the device is charged, then press the buttons to familiarize yourself with it. Go slow and try the low settings first and gauge your experience, then ramp up as you go along. As a word of advice, stop whenever you start to feel uncomfortable and don’t go beyond the product’s intended use.

    Give the Best Blowjob Machines a Try Today!

    Blowjob machines can be your best friend, and they’re more than up to the task of delivering mind-blowing pleasure. Like all your other sex toys, you’ll want to care for your male masturbator so you can enjoy it for a long, long time.